GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! What the hell happened to that dudes skull? Clearly this doesn’t happen from getting dropped on your head as a baby does it? Did he play football without a helmet? Did he stand up on a roller coaster? We need to know people!!

What we do know is that this is Carlos Rodriguez and he was arrested earlier this month in Miami for soliciting a prostitute. With a noggin like that I suppose you have to take it where you can get it! 200 roses anyone?