Hes not gay but his boyfriend is!

His heart is so big you could fit a banana in it sideways.

In a media obsessed, tabloid frenzied country like the US of A, who wouldn’t want to date a cover model? The fame, the glory, the flashing bulbs, the paparazzi – the thought of it alone can almost be too much for the senses to bear. What if that could actually happen? What if it could happen to you? What if you could date a cover model? Well, loyal readers, it can! Introducing our first ever Who Wants to Date a Cover Model? Contest! Yes, you – regular old, non-celebrity, nothing exceptional about you – you can actually date a cover model. What’s better than that, you ask? How about dating a cover model with a heart of gold, that’s what. Luckily for you we have that extraordinary individual. BeachFront News (with apologies to classic TV game show “The Dating Game”) brings you a once-in-a-lifetime chance to date The Cover Model With a Heart of Gold.” An offer like may never be made again. How do you get to be a part of it, you ask? All you have to do is put on your best outfit and a big smile and come to Dicey Riley’s on SW 2nd Street (Himmarshee Arts & Entertainment District) on Thursday, May 28th at 7:00pm to sign in, or email us to reserve your chance to win an all-expense paid date with our cover model, Chris Golfin. The contest will be held at 7:30pm and Dating Game rules will apply. The contest will be photographed and recorded for television and web broadcast. To reserve your space in the contest, email your name and phone number to: info@mysflchronicle.com