BONER HAS VANISHED!

God, tell me this can’t be happening?  Not now, not today. With the economic crisis still here in America, Haiti  in rubbles, and Lil Wayne going to jail, I don’t think I can take much more of this.  Now just when I think things couldn’t possibly get any worse you go and put the icing on the cake don’t you.  Boner is missing.  Boner Stabone?  Mike Seaver’s best friend?  Carol’s one -time love interest?  Son of Sylvester Stabone?

Former “Growing Pains” megastar Andrew Koenig has been reported missing by the Vancouver police.  He was suppoesed to be coming home!!!  He was supposed to be welcomed back to the states with open arms but never made his February 16th flight.  I miss my little Boner.  Obama, if you’re listening, HELP!!  You’re the one man who can find Boner.  I know you love Boner just as much as the rest of us, Mr. President.  Bring our boys back from the Middle East and get them immediately on Boner patrol.  Haiti, hey we tried.  We need all availible units searching for Boner now.  If anyone has any information I am pleading with you to contact Raymond Payette of the Vancouver police department at once at 604-717-2534.  Boner needs our help!!