Welfare Rat: By Brad Saunders. Full time Chef, part time drinker, part time poet.

Hey welfare rat get a job. I’m sick of supporting your habits.

It sucks that I work my ass off all week and pay all my bills with cash.

While you fuck around, smoke cigarettes, drink beer and sit on your ass.

You have a bunch of kids running around that you can’t afford to feed.

Cause you had to be a greedy fuck and buy a bunch of weed.

So next time im at the grocery store with cash and ready to pay.

I’m gonna kick those stamps right outta your hand, and push you the fuck outta my way!