Introducing Madison Welch. The gal from down under… Woopidy freaking doo.. If I had a dime for every random story I heard about how cool Australia is, I would have 90 cents. The place is a big freakin island with a shit ton of crap that can kill you. Alligators, Rugby players, big hairy spiders the size of Trumps wig piece.. Who cares. If I’m gonna travel , it’s gonna be someplace tropical like Myrtle Beach. Nice safe and sound.. I don’t like going to places that I can’t spell out loud…