Wow, it must be a good day in the animal kingdom.. All the species are getting some….  But look at this motherfu*ker we have here..  Hes doing all this work to smash the lady turtle like a porn star and she just sits there..  This reminds me of sex in high school, or when I’m blacked out and she only came over cause I said I have food at the house..  Man, come on lady turtle, give the guy a little reach around or something? Can’t a brother at least get that..