Top Five Countries Ranked by Average Penis Size…and Where Was the U.S.A.??

All I know is that people need to know this. Men and women alike. The problem is that when I found this on the Intranets, I clicked it hoping it would take me to a longer list where I could see where the good ole’ dicks of the U.S.A. ranked. It took me to a gay dating site! Needless to say, I clicked my back button like a Randy Johnson fastball. So I can’t tell you where the U.S. ranks. Congrats to Denmark though.

P.S. Am I the only one assuming that they didn’t conduct this survey in Africa??

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