This reminds me of the time I walked out of my house and got hit by one of those giant exercise balls. My cell phone landed in the neighbors yard, my sunglasses broke in half, and somehow my belt buckle came undone and my shorts fell down. This however…. Hmm, come to think of it. This does not remind me of that at all.  It reminds me that if someone tried this shit on me, they would have to die. Especially the violation at the end.