In Lawrenceburg, Kentucky, they don’t play. They will force you to eat the hair of your own beard! That’s what happened to central Kentucky’s own Harvey Westmoreland.¬†¬†Harvey says he was forced to eat his beard after an argument about a lawn mower got out of control. Two men argued with Harvey, then cut off his beard, stuffed it into his mouth and forced him to eat it.

Westmoreland said his former buddies got angry as they tried to negotiate a price for a lawn mower they wanted to buy from Westmoreland. Keep in mind Harvey was selling the lawnmower for $250 when he bought it for $20. Somehow the two men knew this!

“One thing led to another, and before I knew it, there were knives and guns and everything just went haywire,” said the round fella.

The two men pleaded guilty to charges related to the incident and will be sentenced next week.

Don’t you feel good knowing you don’t live in the deep south? Love the Southern Style hat? What exactly is that good ole Southern Style anyways?