Wow. Words cannot explain how pumped I am to get a pet like this someday. Little guy knows when it’s bath time. Then he is at the table ready for dinner. Just like when you were a kid.  Wash up before dinner, Chef.  Make sure you wash you hands before dinner, Chef. Did you wash your hands before touching the green bean casserole, Chef?  Wash my hands? Shit, you are lucky if I take out the garbage after dinner. I bet this son of a gun will not only wash before supper, he will sit down and watch the f*cking Wheel and Jeopardy promptly following helping with the dishes.