Snooki thinks she’s above the law.

“Jersey Shore” star Nicole Polizzi attempted to use her new found fame as a “get out of jail free” card when she busted by cops for being a drunken nuisance Friday.

“You can’t tell me what to do – I’m Snooki,” she yelled at officers during a boozed-up, expletive-filled rant.

“Do you know who I am? I’m f—ing Snooki. You can’t do this to me – I’m f—ing Snooki. You guys are going to be sorry for this – release me!”

Unsurprisingly, it didn’t do the trick.

The pint-sized reality TV cast member was arrested for disorderly conduct Friday and hauled away from the Seaside Heights boardwalk in cuffs as her over-sized shades slid down her nose.

Snooki had been boozing with pals in bars along the Jersey Shore beach earlier in the day and was spotted drinking tequila shots and Long Island iced teas by lunchtime.

Wearing a red and black T-shirt with the word “SLUT” across the chest and a miniskirt that left little to the imagination, she was later spotted falling over and wobbling uncontrollably. In a bizarre string of acts, she then tried to get on a man’s bicycle, stormed onto the beach without paying the $5 entrance fee and finally tried to shove a man showering by the boardwalk.

It was then that cops intervened.

Her co-stars J-Woww and new housemate Dina were with her for some of the antics, and later arrived at the police station to bail her out. “Going to bail @Sn00ki out of jail… The things I do for this girl I swear,” J-Woww posted on Twitter Friday.

The cast kept a lower profile Saturday, and Snooki was out of sight, presumably sleeping off her hangover.


I hope you die of AIDS and you get punched out again after you die of AIDS………… Suck it..!   Bring on the real star of the show, Sammi Sweetheart…