Snooki Sucks It

Straight out of the drunk tank from her drunk and disorderly conduct bit last week, Snooki goes straight to get some c*ck.

Evidently Snooki’s Jersey Shore allure has faded and there is no line of men looking to hit this embarrassing mess of a publicity stunt whore so she had to settle for a purple passion penis pop from a sex shop instead.

Contrary to popular belief, it is a total reality that regular people go around eating candy genitalia  in public while out for a stroll all the time, which is part of what makes the Jersey Shore seem so much like real life and proves beyond a doubt that Snooki is, in fact, smart enough to walk and suck c*ck at the same time.

Snooki should cut down on her intake of candy c*ck though before MTV changes her name to Porki.