Wow how American is this crime? Fat people stealing a bunch of sh*t they don’t need by hiding it in their fat rolls. What could you possibly fit in your fat rolls you ask? Apparently a lot, because these two big-boned chicks were able to hide four pairs of boots, three pairs of jeans, a wallet and gloves! The sad part is they were stealing it from TJ Max so the price on all the stuff together would have only been like three bucks anyway.