To me this place looks like a fucking nightmare. First thing that jumps to mind is that my shoes are definitely going to get dirty at this place, and I hate having dirty shoes. Second is what if my truck or the truck I’m with gets stuck in the middle of this mud hole? Then I have to work to tow and get it out? Fuck that! That’s not fun at all, that’s manual labor. Third, the girl to guy ration is way, way, way off at this place. Unless those two girls are going to give like 300 blow jobs each tonight there are going to be a lot of sexually frustrated party goers at the end of this dirt party.