Well, it’s that time of the year again. College. Yup, time for all the skanky undergrads and their new Iphone 4’s or 5’s or what ever they are calling them now, to get their bathroom mirror self shots in.  I just love this time of the year. It wreaks of desperation.  Girls now a days no longer compete in the classroom, not with all this technology around anyway. Not with camera phones, Facebook, and Reddit.com/r/gonewild…  They have no time for reading Oscar Wilde, nooo, they gotta get to the Nut’s and Bolt’s party at Beta tonight..   But first they must practice the duck face and “hand on the hip, one knee bent, I’m so cute and innocent, but get me drunk and I’ll totally ruin your whole week in one night” pose in case someone decides to break out the camera and document this glorious occasion…