big_cockWell, I could have told you that! I have been reaping those rewards my whole life. Glad to see science finally back it up, though. I call this the Tommy Lee theory…

The study comes courtesy of the Australian National University. Researchers at the school asked random 26-year-old women to pick which life-size figures were most attractive. The figures varied in height, shoulder width, waist circumference, and of course, love-tool size.

Time and time again, the women picked the tall, skinny guy with the big, well you know…

Why science needed a test to prove this theory, I have no idea, since tall, skinny guys have been the fave choice of women for as long as I can remember. In the conclusion, scientists noted that having a huge sausage was not only important to male attractiveness. Male attractiveness actually goes up with the size of the sausage!

Looks like it is the size of the boat, not the motion of the ocean after all, folks… [Gawker]