This was a reporter’s response to a story the news team was covering recently about a sexual enhancement procedure. I’m giving this guy about one week suspension with pay before he gets picked up as a staff writer for The Chronicle. I love how the girl in the middle had a huge smile, and then it got all too real and she nearly sh*t a brick. Seriously, this guy is my f*cking idol. I aspire to have bal*s so big I have trouble putting my pants on in the morning just like him. Thanks for clarifying that, Micheal.

*was told to tune it down a little…What do my readers think? Give me a one-star rating if you agree with the editors or a ten-star rating if you like my dirty little mouth…

prma