Business Insider – Debrahlee Lorenzana is filing a lawsuit against Citibank because they fired her, she says, for the strangest reason: she’s too hot. She’s 5’5”, 125 pounds and well, you’ve seen her photo.

“Where I’m from,” she told the Village Voice, “women dress up—like put on makeup and do their nails—to go to the supermarket…I was raised very Latin. We’re feminine. A woman in Puerto Rico takes care of herself.”

Her bosses told her that “as a result of the shape of her figure, such clothes were purportedly ‘too distracting’ for her male colleagues and supervisors to bear,” she says. [Her two male] managers gave her a list of clothing items she would not be allowed to wear: turtlenecks, pencil skirts, and fitted suits. And three-inch heels.

“As a result of her tall stature, coupled with her curvaceous figure,” her suit says, Lorenzana was told “she should not wear classic high-heeled business shoes, as this purportedly drew attention to her body in a manner that was upsetting to her easily distracted male managers.”

“I couldn’t believe what I was hearing,” Lorenzana told the Voice. “I said, You gotta be kidding me! I was like, Too distracting? For who? For you? My clients don’t seem to have any problem.”

As soon as Debrahlee started working at the Citibank branch in the Chrysler Building, she says, everyone there focused on her appearance. She’s working together a lawsuit to charge the bank for creating a sexually discriminatory environment with a lawyer, Jack Tuckner, who agrees that she’s smoking hot, but thinks Debarah’s case should stand up well with a jury.

“It’s like saying that we can’t think anymore ’cause our penises are standing up—and we cannot think about you except in a sexual manner—and we can’t look at you without wanting to have sexual intercourse with you. And it’s up to you, gorgeous woman, to lessen your appeal so that we can focus!”

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Please…give me a break, this is the oldest firing strategy in the book…She obviously wasn’t giving someone on the board enough attention. I like how it says “as soon” as she started working. What, did she just get hired from some branch in Southern Texas or something? Like the bosses at the new office didn’t know they were hiring a complete smoke show? I’m sure the dudes were just complaining left and right about having her to look at everyday. This story can go either way, she either slept with the boss and threatened to expose him, or some asshole felt it in his power to fire her for not giving it up. By the way, at most I’m giving this chick 8 stars though. It would have been 6, but smart chicks who can do math and handle money are just a turn on for me.

prma