Just so you know Tila fans. Our beloved Tila Tequila has died this morning after a blunt force trauma she suffered to her skull on Saturday in her hotel room in Biloxi, Mississippi. She was 67 years old. As she lay there, blackberry in hand she was able to tweet or twat or what ever you call it, to let her fans know she had fallen into a wall and couldn’t get up.  Obviously suffering a hard blow because she twatted that she hit the wall when there was absolutely no wall in sight.  Her formal education at Harvard Medical School allowed her to diagnose her condition to Twitter  as “Dent Head.”  She feared that with a concussion she could go to sleep and never wake up again prompting her to ask fans if she should call an ambulance.  After waiting three hours for the poll results, it was 371 to 375 in favor of the EMT’s.  She was transported to Biloxi Veterinary Clinic where doctors and Ms. Tequila operated on her self for hours but could not stop the hemorrhaging from the dent in her head. After speaking with the associated press, we were able to understand further that Tila didn’t want to scare anyone while she was operating on herself. At that point her agent twat’s a message to fans stating Tila had a concussion and that she wasn’t going to B on Twitter 4 awhile, 🙁 . New developments have uncovered that the agent is now facing conspiracy and possible reckless homicide charges for misleading the public who could have helped should they have thought Tila was still alive. Our thoughts and prayers go out to her family, friends and fans.. She will be dearly missed on Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, Blogger, CraigslistAdultServices.org, Edate.com, Match.com, Eharmony.com, CNN.com, The Economist.com, Harvard Medical Journal.com, SFLChronicle.com, Tilahotspot.com, MTV.com, MTV2.com, MTV3.com, MTV4.com, MTVespanole.com, MTVxxx.com, and Yahoo. Donations can be made to the Tila Ineffectual Teenagers Society (T.I.T.S) or to the Ronald McDonald’s Charities. Calling hours will be Wednesday and Thursday 6-9 at The Bunny Ranch in Las Vegas, NV.  A funeral will not be held, however, as scientist from MIT are planning to cryogenically freeze her brain for further medical use to save the trees. Just kidding!!!! – The Chef