Walmart: By Brad Saunders.  Full time Chef, part time drinker, part time Poet…

There is a fat, pimple covered hog with a beard that works at the Walmart near me.

The gut covers its pussy which causes confusion. I think it’s maybe female and part whale.

What I’m saying can be considered rude, though not my fault it looks like a dude.

Oh and by the way, its breath smells like an old lady farted piss. I want to kick her in her gunt.