Paris Hilton was denied entry into Japan today due to her pleading guilty earlier in the week to cocaine possession. Japan looks poorly on drug offenders, so they turned the starlet around and sent her home after detaining her for nearly six hours. Hilton’s rep released this statement to TMZ…

“Paris is very disappointed and fought hard to keep her business commitments and see her fans, but she is forced to postpone her commitments in Asia.  Paris understands and respects the rules and laws of the immigration authorities in Japan and fully wishes to cooperate with them.  Paris looks forward to returning in the future to a country she loves and has been coming to for the past 10 years.”

Q. What happened when the Japanese guy walked into the wall with a boner?

A. He broke his nose! – Kid Chronic