Paul correctly predicted the outcome of all seven of Germany’s World Cup matches. He made his predictions by opening the lid of one of two clear plastic boxes, each containing a mussel and bearing the team flag.
Paul, who was 2 1/2 years old, died of natural causes. (How the f*ck was that determined?)
“We had all naturally grown very fond of him and he will be sorely missed,” Sea Life manager Stefan Porwoll said. “We may decide to give Paul his own small burial plot within our grounds, and erect a modest permanent shrine.” (LOL)
Paul retired from making predictions after correctly picking Spain to beat the Netherlands in the World Cup final.
CALAMARI FOR EVERYONE!!!!