Almost everyone and their toothless grandmother is talking about the end of the world now a days. “Oh, the Apocalypse is coming. It’s the end of the world. Run for your lives…!” Blah-de-freaking blah…Now they think the giant sinkhole in Guatamala is a sure sign of the end of the world.

You know what? It’s Gutamala…Who cares? I think the only somewhat cool thing Gutamala has ever done is give us great coffee and the 1998 Miss Universe.

Seriously, I’m done with the antics. If Mother Nature wants to blow up the world, she needs to try and come to the USA with that shit. Trying to act all tough and pick on a third world country like this. Do me a favor Ms. Nature, you whore, and call me when this sinkhole has the balls to come to North America and play with the big boys. Until then, color me unimpressed.

~Chef

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