Do I Make You Horny, Baby?!?


As we have previously reported, America is doing all it can to show the world how to really pack on the pounds. Recently making America fat and proud was the KFC Double Down followed up by Friendly’s Grilled Cheese Burger Melt. Well, the braintrust at Carl’s Jr. came up with its own creation to make its claim in the gluttony Hall of Fame…introducing the Carl’s Footlong Cheeseburger. It is 12″ long and includes three burger patties. It is priced at a tempting $4. As for now this “idea” is being test marketed out west. Let’s all hope that it stays there.