I guess Tiger’s mistress, Rachel Uchitel, hedged when we asked about her upcoming Playboy shoot on Friday — but we found out that his #1 side-girl has already struck an agreement. A source close to the mag tells us Rachel has the right to pull out any time before the shoot goes down — which is in three weeks, giving her time to think about just T&A or full on, jam out with your clam out nudity. We’re hoping for the latter, though it might ruin her already stunning reputation…

We know one guy who is gonna buy this issue, umm hmm…Tiger. No word on when the spread will run, but this woman is something else, having bashed Joslyn James for trying to cash in on her Tiger Woods’ affair fame. You hardly seem averse from publicity and opportunities you’re allow to pursue, though. Which is all good, just don’t pretend you’re not a fame whore like the rest of ’em. They all love it…We all love it…Hooray Tiger! Now go win some championships, will yah…

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