You can’t even make up stuff that’s this good. Micheal Irving told the Chicago Tribune about how he celebrated his induction into the NFL Hall of Fame….

“I remember when I was inducted into the Hall of Fame and they gave me my Hall of Fame yellow blazer. I wore it for two straight days. Finally my wife was in bed and said she wanted to make love but that I had to take the coat off. I refused and kept the blazer on because I wanted to perform like a Hall of Famer on the field and off.”

The funny part is Irving was inducted into the Hall of Fame about a month after getting accused of sexual assault right here in Florida!

I guess the charges didn’t bother his wife much, but then again who can pass up a naked man in a yellow suit jacket!!!