McDonald’s Accidentally Puts Condoms In Happy Meals

5,000 Happy Meals were distributed with colored condoms instead of a plastic toy from the movie The Last Airbender.

Provincetown, MA – The condoms were intended for the Massachusettes school system, which recently established a policy making them available for students of all ages; however, they were delivered to McDonald’s distribution center in Mexico.

“The packages were so bright and colorful that they were mistaken for small toys for Happy Meals, but unfortunately most of the workers do not read English, and thought ‘Ribbed Latex’ was a character in the movie,” said Robin Anderson, vice president of public relations for the chain, as published by El Universal of Mexico.

The mistake led to an incident in a Boulder, Colorado McDonald’s, where more than a dozen 8-year-olds attending a birthday party all opened their condoms at once, and immediately blew them into balloons and started batting them around the restaurant.

The McDonald’s incident also caused problems in Provincetown, where the schools accidentally received the restaurant’s shipments of Last Airbender toys, and several were released to students who went into their school’s nurse’s office seeking condoms. Apparently, the toys for the happy meal were small round plastic magnifying lenses wrapped in the same kind of packaging as a condom.

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Give me a break.. Is this a real story?  Nobody is that fucking dumb.. And what does speaking another language have to do with anything?  I’m sure the McEmpire uses some third world county as slaves for their racket, but how dumb do you have to be to put a rubber in a freakin Happy Meal.   Damn kids thought they were balloons…  hahah