Christine O’Donnell is the Republican candidate for Delaware’s U.S. Senate seat. She is also a total right wing lunatic who is pro-life, completely against masturbation and thinks homosexuality is an “identity disorder.” This idiotic stance has naturally caused a media backlash. Most notably including famed Savage Love columnist, Dan Savage who has declared this National Masturbate to Christine O’Donnell Season! Excellent idea Dan, from now until November second, all Chronicle readers and staff have to do their part and masturbate to Christine O’Donnell as much as possible. Here’s to you Christine, the latest right-wing-wacko to escape the nuthouse!

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