Sunday Moyo is a 28-year-old man with a very weird excuse for getting caught banging a donkey.

“Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested,” [Sunday Moyo] began. “I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club and I don’t know how she then became a donkey.”

Said Moyo who then continued by professing his love for the donkey.

“I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey.

So I guess the hooker just magically transformed to a donkey??? [Gawker]