Nope he’s the next Pee Wee Herman!

According to LT’s lawyer, he did not have sex with the sixteen-year-old girl at all. Instead, he pulled the Pee Wee Herman and pleasured himself. That’s good enough for the courts in the state of New York, where it can only be rape if sexual intercourse has occurred.

The criminal complaint filed in the case also mentions nothing of sexual intercourse; in more innocuous terminology, it was reported that the former Giants star participated in “sex acts.”

As for the condom in Taylor’s room, he says it wasn’t his and he never used it.