Daily Mail – A Chinese baby has become so chubby he now weighs the same as a six-year-old child. Ten-month-old Lei Lei has been nicknamed the ‘Michelin Baby’ after tipping the scales at a whopping 20kg (3.1 stones), roughly 45 lbs. According to his mother, Cheng Qingyu, her son was a normal weight at birth, but thanks to his ravenous appetite he has steadily ballooned since. She said: “No matter whatever he grabs, he unconsciously puts it in his mouth. His most favourite thing is to eat.” Lei Lei is currently in the hospital in Yiyang, southern China’s Hunan province, where he is undergoing tests to see if there is a medical reason behind his weight gain.

Hey little man. Stop eating cellular phones…

See this is exactly what is great about China. People over there are always impressed by the biggest and the baddest. They gave us 7 foot 3 inch Yao Ming. They gave us Yasutaka Okayama in 1954 measuring 7 foot 8 inches…They gave us this cat.

My dude Lei lei right here looks like he’s wearing swimmies 24/7. Like his arms are so goddam fat, he has natural water wings. Apparently China likes everything to be fat and over sized.

You know what the real shame of it all is? You can always lose weight, but you can’t shed that flab that goes with it. I’m afraid it’s too late for this young boy. Guess it’s a straight diet of stuffed animals and cell phones from now on.

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