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Face it.. Someone can down a hot dog better than you.. He’s not the annual champ for nothing Kobay…. You are just going to have to try something new.. Tell me, what does it feel like to take a dump after eating 70 hot dogs in less than 5 minutes? God damn.. I don’t ever wanna know that pain… Perhaps competitive shitting should be your gig.. Dude.. you suck.. America owns you, Nathan’s owns you…. Shit, America owns Japan……. We got tha bomb bitches…..