Aaaand my afternoon tea just shot out of my tear ducts and nostrils! Hey man, I don’t know if you noticed or not, but there is a huge red throbbing dick over Texas on the screen there. I know you are looking for ratings, but I don’t think that is the best way to do it. I would expect behavior like this from Al Kaprilian, but Jesus dude. Isolated thunderstorm God damn right, all over the top of Mexico!  I’m going to officially rename my penis “The Afternoon Thunderstorm”.

Cue Kaprielian!