Kim Kardashian : By Brad Saunders. Full time Chef, part time poet, part time drinker.

Oh dear Kim, I hate your guts. Please go away you drive me nuts.

You’ve done nothing in your life to make you famous. Except for letting Ray-J inside your anus.

With your fake butt cheeks and your new nose job. Without your surgery you would be a hog.

You’re so heavy you should eat more Triscuts, cause when you take off your jeans it looks like a popped tube of biscuts.

You have no talents and nothing to say. Again dear Kim, please go away.