In case you missed it last week, all the love happens at the :30 second mark.  Sammi straight jacks Jwoww. Ronnie is either one of the luckiest guys on the show, or he has a whole lot to deal with.  Seems to me, Sammi can hold her shit together pretty well.  I dunno, I don’t really care.  This is a spiteful reaction to jwoww getting Playboy when clearly she is a butt ugly tramp and Sammi, my girlfriend, deserves it more.  I’m going to find some lortabs.  This bores me.