The Snookmiester’s fame-leaching boyfriend Jeff Miranda just proposed to the reality star via shitty magazine cover! That’s right, Jeff has his oiled up, crappy tattoo covered body on bended knee on this month’s cover of Steppin’ Out with the tag line, “Will You Marry Me?” When reached, Jeff said the cover would surprise Snooki but “”once she deals with the shock, I think she’ll say yes”. Maybe Jeff, but I doubt it, there’s no question Snookie is a partier, but I don’t think she’s quite stupid enough to marry you; we shall see. If she does say yes, I smell spin-off, the Snooki and Jeff Miranda Show! Episode one, Shotguns and Spousal abuse! 

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