Fat piece of sh*t.


There’s nothing like spending a nice, relaxing evening at the ballpark with your family. The scent of peanuts, crackerjacks, and hot dogs fill the air as you get to spend some quality time with your children while rooting on your favorite ball club. This holds true just about anywhere else besides Philadelphia. They never seem to tell you this when you purchase your tickets, but apparently at Citizens Bank Park, you get to have some fat asshole vomit on you and your 11-year-old daughter as well! That was the scene at a recent Phillies game when off-duty police captain Michael Vangelo decided to be a good father and take his two daughters, one 16 years old, one 11, to the ballpark for a night of baseball. “They were yelling vulgarities [and] obscene language,” Vangelo said. After Vangelo and his older daughter politely asked the men stop, things obviously escalated. “I had beer thrown on me and water and then one individual started spitting at the back of my daughter’s chair and he actually spit on my 11-year-old daughter,” he states.  

This was only a sample of what was to come. Time for Matthew Clemens to shine.  

After the unruly fans got the boot, Clemens took it upon himself to disgrace the fans of Philadelphia even further. He sat down behind Vangelo’s 11-year-old, stuck his fingers down his throat and projectile vomited all over Vangelo and his daughter. As if this wasn’t horrific enough, Clemens started punching Vangelo in the head and neck, causing his ear to bleed, police said. Other fans stepped in to try and subdue the scumbag Clemens before he was arrested. “He was still vomiting on the other fans that were holding him down,” Vangelo said. Clemens is facing charges of aggravated assault.  

This is one of the worst scenarios of stadium behavior I think I’ve ever heard of. I would much rather be stabbed by that crazy Raider fan than have this disgusting piece of sh*t puke all over me and my daughter. Just imagine how bad that must have smelled considering this fat bastard’s dietary habits. I think it must have been a combination of beer, dogs, and hot rancid death. I get that you puked on a cop, but his daughter? That’s crossing the line no matter what kind of person you are. May you burn in Hell Matthew Clemens, you dirtbag loser.