– What kind of a guy exposes himself and touches his genitals during a screening of the new Harry Potter movie?  Meet Alexander Ofner.  The South Carolina man, 39, was arrested yesterday afternoon at Sea Turtle Cinemas after Bluffton Police Department officers responded to a 911 call about Ofner’s alleged indecent exposure. Using the projection booth as an observation post (as “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” unspooled nearby), cops spotted Ofner in the act, according to police.  Ofner, seated in the theater’s back row, was then arrested for his alleged X-rated behavior during the PG-13 movie. He was booked into the Beaufort County Detention Center.

Well this one is a doooozy. Yup. Pretty. Pretty. Pretty fucked up if you ask me. For real? Are you seriously telling me this guy got arrested for going to a low grade soft core porno and exposing himself? I mean, here you have a bunch of pubescent teens, running ramped all through the woods. Running from hypnotic spells (magical sex potion), sorcerer sticks (medievel dildos) and Kendra Dumbledore (Cynical Madame Brothel Wench).  It’s no wonder the guy got a little turned on. Do you blame him?  This movie is like the 2010 version of what Wild Things was to my generation, but with that little smokeshow in training, Emma Watson. I mean yeah it’s kind of weird this dude is 39 years old but then again maybe he never had a proper childhood in which case the Bluffton Police should be a little bit more understanding.