Crime Beat Utah – A father missed the birth of his first son after being arrested for groping a nurse on the way to the delivery room. Police said Adam Manning sexually assaulted the nurse as she wheeled his wife into the delivery room. The 30 year old had told the nurse she was “cute” then reached round to grab her breasts. Ogden Police Lieutenant Lt. Loring Draper said Manning had looked the nurse ‘up an down’ after arriving at the McKay-Dee hospital and made a comment about her appearance. ‘He commented on how attractive she was, how cute she was,’ Draper said. Police said Manning had first tried to touch the nurse’s neck before launching the sex assault. ‘After the second time, the nurse asked what he was doing,’ Draper said. ‘The wife responded that he was just drunk.’

USA Today reveals the documents for the case “said the incident in October was caught on surveillance video, (and) Manning first offered to massage the nurse’s neck, saying, ‘Look at you, you little hottie nurse,’ before twice fondling her breasts.”

His defense lawyer claimed he suffers black outs where he cannot control his actions or remember what he has done. The judge didn’t buy it and has now sentenced Manning to 180 days behind bars, with 77 days credit for what he has already served.

 

 

 Now hold on a second. The fucking Utah Crime Beat can relax for a goddamn minute. “Launched the sexual attack??” What. The. Fuck.? What this guy did was hardly considered a sexuall assault. Wife blamed it on the booze? Well, hell yeah the booze did it. There is always a 50/50 chance of being completely hammered when your prego wife goes into labor. Imagine this, one minute he’s watching the game, pounding some Natty Ices, and chompin’ on some pork rinds when he hears a huge splash on the kitchen floor and his wife starts screaming bloody murder. Goodbye freedom hello baby shit all over your hands. Today’s the day, Crime Beat. All the poor guy can wonder, in the hospital, is how the fuck is he gonna remain sane for the next 18 years. Not, should he grab a hot nurse’s tits or not. That shit was automatic. As a matter of fact, whenever a dude’s wife has her baby, as per The Goddamn Bill of Rights, man should be able to get laid by a complete stranger one last time…

We need to do something about all this fucking liberated hot bitch bullshit. In the subways people are Twittering the poice every ten fucking minutes because they accidentally got a man-buldge rubbed against their ass during rush hour in the overcrowded subway..  This is how it is now..  Rub up against a girl in the streets, she snaps your pic with her smartphone and tweets it to the fucking cops..  This how we are maturing as a nation folk’s..   America FUCK YAH..!