California restaurant chain Claim Jumpers just settled a disgusting lawsuit with one of the restaurant’s former patrons by the name of Phillip Hodousek. Old Phillip was at the restaurant for a nice dinner with his family and decided the French onion soup would make a good starter for his meal. Unfortunately for Phillip this was a bad decision. Here’s what the court documents had to say…
“Suddenly, he felt what he believed was tough cheese on one side of this mouth. When he could not chew it into pieces, Philip commented to his family that it felt like rubber. He then spit it out, spooned it onto a napkin, at which time his wife said, ‘Oh my God, it’s a condom”.
Claim Jumper settled with Hodousek after three days of negotiations, though neither side is telling for how much. All I know is it better be a lot of f*cking money ’cause to all your friends, you’re always going to be the guy that ate a condom for lunch. And P.S. Why is everyone eating condoms lately…this is the second story this week!