Porn parody is all the rage. I mean that’s all the kids are blogging about. So let’s join the fun. You read it correctly. Hustler, one of the leaders in porn parody has dropped the mother of all epics. AVATAR XXX in 3-D!!! Their most expensive production to date. This isn’t Pandora folks. You are now in Panwhora!

You get the whole works with this one: a 2-disc set with two pairs of 3-D glasses along with a whopping BONUS. You get a Fleshlight. Not just any old run-of-the-mill Fleshlight. You get a Na’vi style Fleshlight.

So WTF is a Fleshlight you might be asking. Well. if you are not a sick, 6-time a day masturbating freak, you might need explanation on this. Basically the Fleshlight is a “Man Dildo”. Instead of using the hands the good lord gave you, some people feel it necessary to pay good American money to f*ck a flashlight that has a faux mouth or p*ssy on the end of it.

The folks at Hustler are quite proud of this porno too.

“This is 3-D technology at its best,” said Rob Smith, director of operations for Hustler Video. “Characters aren’t seemingly jumping out at you and there’s no need to watch the film in fear that something — or someone — might hit you at any time. That’s not the kind of movie we made. We made a film, where, when you’re watching it in 3-D, everything just seems to come alive. It has dimension, depth, and the sense that you could literally walk in to the frame at any second.”

Hustler dumped a ton of money into it, so they better be excited. I just have to wonder how bad people really want to see Na’vi’s f*ck. As I sit back and think about it, the number is probably high and might surprise you and I.

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