I’m sorry America.  I know she was the Sports Illustrated beach babe of 2009 or some shit. But she looks like she is carrying two armored plates on each of her hips. What is she trying to protect herself from sinking should she strike an iceberg?

I dunno, you be the judge. But the back shots look like she is squeezing an orange between her buns to make juice.   I just don’t see it…  She will never  make the Wake Up list… She’s dead to me.

PS: Nice C.T by the way….