Mailing Cocaine Inside Bologna Is a Bad Idea

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A man in Holyoke, Massachusetts was arrested this week for receiving a $100,000 in cocaine in the mail. The arrest came after a tip-off from authorities in Peurto Rico. The best part is, when police seized the package they found the cocaine inside a slab of bologna! No word yet on whether or not it was Boars Head.  

So basically what they are telling us is they would not have caught this if it wasn’t for the tip-off. Who knew it was this easy to get blow into the country. Anyone know anyone in South America? I think we need some “bologna” for the Chronic office! – Kid Chronic