AskMen Has compiled a list of the Top 49 Most Influential Men of 2010. Coming in at No. 26 is New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. Brady is the subject of more envy than nearly any man in America. Whether it’s his $72 million contract, his three Super Bowl rings or his marriage to Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen, it’s clear to all that “Tom Terrific” is leading a dream life. And yet, his charmed existence nearly came to an end on September 7, 2008, when Brady tore his anterior cruciate ligament and his medial collateral ligament in the first quarter of the Patriots’ season opener. He spent the remainder of the year in rehab, slowly but surely working himself back into game shape. “Sometimes, getting up in the morning and brushing my teeth was the hardest part of the day,” he now admits. “It all just hurt.” Luckily, Brady managed to fight through the pain, and he returned with a vengeance in 2009, throwing for 4,398 yards and 28 touchdowns en route to winning the NFL’s Comeback Player of the Year award and earning his fifth All-Pro selection. Brady is off to another stellar start in 2010, as he attempts to lead the Pats to their fifth Super Bowl appearance in 10 years. Given his resilient spirit, we’re certainly not about to bet against him.

Well fuck me running. Tom Brady would have been the 26th most powerful man in the world, but Gisele decided to take that from him as well. Just like shotgun, just like the ability to get a haircut, just like having balls.  I hear he missed 25 by like three points.  Guess you don’t get in to the top 25 until you can keep your woman from french kissing  and posing nude with mystery men.

Que the Gisele/Macintosh Computers Commercial…