You would think, if they were going to give you a face transplant, they would at least give you a pretty face, nope. Meet Connie Culp: the first woman in the USA to get a fact transplant. Connie received the surgeries after her loving husband shot her in the face. The poor girl had to go through 35 surgeries just to see and smell again, but unfortunately she still looks like a high school guidance counselor. I think we should do her a solid and email Dr. 90210 until he takes the case (email@example.com); let’s face it…he could prolly make her into Heidi Montag!