Oh thank the blogging Gods on the joyous Friday!!!!! This is a story to die for. Helen Shields a 43 year old orgy host in Britain, appeared in court yesterday testifying that her ex Kenneth Stewart, squirted lighter fluid all over her. Then chased her around an orgy she had set up with a Zippo Lighter! The orgy for “The Black Mans Fan Club” was being heldĀ at a private residence in Radlett Herts, a regular venue for these kind of sex parties. Helen was happy to explain to the courts, that the members of the club were either “black men” or “woman into black men.” Helen was also happy to share, that over 150 guests were scheduled to attend that evening. That’s no small orgy, proving once in for all, that no one parties harder than black dudes and fat white chicks!!!

Id like to take this time if I may, to thank all the black guys out there for taking all these fat white woman off our hands. It really is an amazing charity you guys provide, and we sure do appreciate it, Thanks fellas!!! – Kid Chronic