NYDailyNews – A pregnant woman in Colorado who was mistakenly given an abortion pill by a drugstore pharmacist now must suffer an agonizing wait before finding out if her unborn child will survive.

Mareena Silva, who is six weeks pregnant with her first child, said a pharmacist at a Safeway in Fort Lupton last week accidentally gave her the drug methotrexate, which is used in chemotherapy treatments and can terminate pregnancies, Denver”s KMGH-TV reported. Thinking it was her prescribed antibiotic, Silva took the pill. Shortly thereafter, she began to feel sick and checked the label on the bottle.

When she realized she”d been given the wrong pills, she called her doctor, who told her to try to vomit the medicine back up. Soon after, she was rushed to the hospital, where doctors gave her charcoal to try to absorb the drug, she said.

But the treatment may not have worked. Doctors said she could have a miscarriage or give birth to a baby with severe defects. They also said she could have a healthy child.

“For all this to happen now, it’s really overwhelming to know that I have to come home and sit and wait,” Silva told the station.

BOOM. Gazillionaire over night…Welcome to the wonderful world of settlements my friend. Call me! I gotta be honest, and you  can  hate  me  all  you  want, but if I were a girl with a six-week-old fetus up in me, I wouldent give two sh*ts until about the 10th week or so. Or at least not until I have to start eating pickles and chocolate ice cream at 3 in the morning, so I don’t kill my boyfriend in his sleep.

To lose a baby and get like 45 million dollars out of this whole deal wouldn’t be half bad. You know how much they pay for this kind of accident? With that kind of money you can be like Angelina and buy all the babies you want.  Sh*t, start slavery all over again if that’s how you want to roll. Christ almighty, Richard Branson bought a whole island to house his slaves…Gotta love America…

PS: Never get your drugs from the supermarket. That’s where the pharmacy kids who got 2.6 GPAs end up…

Author’s note: If this happened to my girl and her baby, I would be in prison already for killing the pharmacist. This is not funny at all. Please respect the satire and no negative comments…