Are you gonna do me cuz I play for the Chiefs, cuz of my Iced-Out cross, or just because I am Dwayne Bowe b*tch?!?!

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ESPN The Magazine has a feature called “Postcards from the Edge.” In it, pro athletes provide anecdotes regarding their lives.

In the latest issue, Chiefs’ star wide receiver, Dwayne Bowe, lets on just a little too much.

“My rookie year, we were playing in San Diego,” Bowe says. “You hear stories about groupies hanging out in hotel lobbies, but some of my teammates had it set up so there was a girl in every room. The older guys get on MySpace and Facebook a week before we go to a city; when a pretty one writes back, they arrange to fly her in three or four days in advance. They call it importing.”

“Younger guys don’t have the money to do it,” Bowe added. “Anyway, these girls had the whole top floor. They know everything about us — first and last names, sisters and brothers, salary. This one girl was talking to me like she’d known me for years. ‘Hey, D-Bowe, how’s Grandma?’ I’m like, ‘How do you know my grandma?’ She knew that I talk about her every time I’m interviewed for a story.

“I told her I had a girlfriend, but she didn’t care. She was wearing my jersey, sitting in my lap, making it look like we knew each other. Then she took a picture and put it on Facebook. That almost got me in trouble.”

This story sounds very similar to one that made the rounds at All-Star Weekend in the NBA. There was a veteran NBA player (who will remain unnamed) who has been happily married for a few years now. Every time he and his entourage arrive in a city to party—like Dallas (All-Star destination) for instance—they rent two separate hotel rooms.

The first room was called “The Holding Tank” and is where the player and friends partied with certain females that were lucky enough to make it back to the hotel with the group. The second room was called “The Shark Tank”. This room functioned as a space where the superstar and his associates got intimate with whichever groupies had made the cut from the holding tank.

Treez says : This is not news. It really boils down to this. HOT GIRLS get hit on all the time. Every guy wants to sleep with them. They know this. HOT GIRLS sleep around…much like HOT GUYS do. They are gonna go home and bang somebody, so why not make it a celebrity or athlete. These girls are called STARF*CKERS and they actually keep a list that they are very proud of. So these groupies look at it in a pretty simple light. I can do Vinny, the guy I met at some bar who is a pizza delivery boy, OR I can do the linebacker for the Miami Dolphins. I think her pick is obvious. LOL.