This is a real video by a real political candidate for the Conway School Board. his name Dwight David Honeycutt. Mr. Honeycutt, Thought it would be a good idea to mention his prior incarceration, his tendency toward racism, and the fact that he can palm a basketball in his political commercial. All great facts Mister Conway but maybe not the best way to get elected. When reached Mr.Conway had this to say…

“It was a lesson to me. Politics is about putting your best side forward, but I got a lot of ugly sides, and I realized real quick that it’d be bullshit to hide ’em. My son-of-a-bitch nephew, Roland, I knew what he was doin’. Like I said, I drink a little, and pretty soon he was askin’ questions about my sex life and puttin’ a didgeridoo in my hand, and I went with it.

“I mean, a guy like me? I smoke a pack and a half a day, I got type-2 diabetes and a little heart disease. I decided then and there that I’d tell the truth about everything. What do I have to lose? How much time do I have left? I mean, fuck it. I did the right thing.”Its completely hilarious, and thankfully he didn’t win the election.

Enjoy, this video is completely hilarious, and has more one liners than Wedding Crashers. Also its important to note, that thankfully Mr. Conway did not win the election.