I'm under your spell Harry, mmmmmmmmmm.

This is 39 year old Alexander Ofner. He loves himself some Harry Potter, the spells, the sorcery, the magic, Harry’s sweet, supple man-boy ass. Wait… what? That’s right, the South Carolina wizard in training was arrested at the Sea Turtles Cinema yesterday afternoon for casting a spell on his penis during the “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” showing. After police received a 911 call from a concerned movie goer, they spotted Ofner treating his body like an amusement park in the back row of the theater. I guess he left his invisibility cloak in the trunk of his 84′ Dodge Omni! Why can’t people just stay at home and beat it to the “Lord of the Rings” trilogy like normal perverts. I tell ya.